It's out now, boys and girls, Paul Pelosi, Piss-Pants Pelosi's pickled husband, was arrested, not just because he was drunk, but because he freaking slammed into a jeep......WITH HIS PORSCHE!
Paul the-drunk-Pelosi committed 4 crimes:
Driving while bombed out of his mind
Smashing up someone else's ...
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