Thankyou for the scientitious terminology. The BEST I came up with was plumbing - after rejecting reverse-cock-stretching, spam-dunking and skunk-plunking....
Regular vaginal dilation.
Try to make fun of it properly for christ sakes.
Vaginal dilators come in various sizes.
I don't know if its size is a product of how much dick you had to stuff.
Seems like if you had a baby's arm size schlong... well, you get my point....
LOL! The drunk chick passed out on me as the tip was just knocking at the door. Fortunately, I wasn't as drunk as she was and just got a bad case of blue balls. For sure, that weird chick would have said I raped her.
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Tell me about it. Women are so damned entitled.
I had this one gal raising hell at me for "taking ad-vaaaan-tage" of her.
Like roofies are free or something.
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You only rag on and on at me about how dumb I am.
This is less than worthless chatter.
As I've said before: If I am so base in your eyes, why do you keep posting me?
My conclusion: You are a lying sack of ****. You find me to a be challenge.
You and BlaVe are lil' kittens on a forum. You seek atte...