Liberal Forum

No need. The last time Ozzie honey was taken with my dick I informed her it may not be long but was thick. Wide as a tuna can....

It's always possible no matter who or how tough you are. But as the saying goes I have had may *** kicked by much better men then you could hope to be. Must have touched a nerve. Prattle left his lofty prose behind and is employing the vernacular of the proletariat in the bar room. I bet he...

Huey bows to your authority. Grovels actually. He needs no further attempts at attraction. He loves you for you....

Good call on the misogyny. He went right to shaming - no wit required....

Shave your nads, make a clearing. Even the worst case of micro-penis can be improved on. And by the way, there are surgeries....

I wear my fruit of the looms backwards, with the pee hole in the rear. That usually attracts the ccontards. It's "bathroom sexy."...

Where did you get THAT ideer, poopy pants?...

or he might be the one that that kicks your *** at will, which is all you are really concerned about....

Apple's auto spell....

Condescending is a pretty big word. Who taught you that?...