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You like horses? How about I make the bet more interesting? We split up the Kentucky Derby field. You still get odd. I get even. But it's not based on the starting position. It's based on odds. That means you would get the first odds on favorite, which is Epicenter. Might be a little unwieldy ...
I gots to get my money paid, chump,
You forced to hear my sustained stump,
Livin’ large and free in your empty space,
Between your ears and in your face.
A hip hop you don’t stop
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