Who could blame Maxine FOR FLYING INTO THE OCCASIONAL BLIND CHIMPING OUTRAGE...?
How would you like it if YOU LOOKED LIKE A SHRUNKEN HEAD VOODOO DOLL...???
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The Democrats turned down extra security because they wanted as much death and destruction as they could possibly get.
Why was death and destruction inevitable on that day?...
I always thought fanny pack was a weird name for apparel.
But when you think about it...
ps
Sorry, about the drink though. I hope you are wearing drink-colored clothes....