OMG. Given the gravity of the guy's situation, I almost don't want to mock him.
Almost.
Hey, Casten, seatbelts fastened, every precaution taken,
Now yo' cryin' 'boutcha dawta dyin' - must have been mistaken;
Pleased the pollsters when ya ran ya cock holster shoutin' for the vax,
Now ya bear the b...
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